“You have to be odd to be number one.” –Dr. Seuss
Embrace your originality!
A little about my life as a mother of four *fresh* kiddos
20 Mar 2015 Leave a comment
“You have to be odd to be number one.” –Dr. Seuss
Embrace your originality!
08 Mar 2015 Leave a comment
Today I wore my wicked-fly workout clothes. Between my ultra-reinforced compression leggings, a super slick sport bra with titanium-laced (and very unforgiving) elastic bands and an aerodynamic athletic quarter-zip top, this girl had every inch of jiggle on lockdown. Back flab on notice, ya’ll. Locked. Down.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I gave every last ounce of energy that I had this morning and, frankly, I worked up quite a sweat. At one point I was gasping for air and I’m sure my eyes were nearly bulging out of my head. You know that vein that stands out on your forehead in times of extreme exertion? Check. There were times that I felt like throwing in the towel. But you know the old saying, “no pain, no gain”. I was in it to win it; never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!
Believe me when I say I *felt*the*burn*!! But I will tell you this: the money I spent on my new exercise duds was worth every cent. I got SUCH a workout from getting into that ridiculously cute outfit… I’m sure I burned at least 500 calories. I would *highly* recommend putting on compression-based clothing as a rigorous form of exercise to anyone. Not only do you get a highly demanding workout in, you look great afterwards (as long as you take a moment to readjust your ponytail, ladies).
For those of you looking to take your workout a little further, you can keep your calorie blasting session rocking out loud when you try to get OUT of that sports bra in the evening. For ultimate total-body conditioning wait until your pre and post workout beverages kick in (thumbs up for staying hydrated, girls!), then try to wrangle out of your workout gear while doing a potty dance. If dancing isn’t your thing, you can still do some killer leg crosses to “hold it in” while you’re struggling to liberate your lovely lady lumps. Just tighten those glutes and HOLD.
Here’s a little pro-tip from yours truly: start a stopwatch when you begin prying your spandex chest manacle off. Try to “best” your time each evening but don’t neglect to stretch beforehand. Nothing says “I overdid it” like a dislocated shoulder.
05 Mar 2015 Leave a comment
Those of you who know me well know that I go through seasons of self-loathing in my life. I think that everyone enters phases where they feel like the sun is hidden from them. To be frank, I talk a big game. The personality I present to those around me is so much larger than the person that I truly am. I drive myself to be and to do more than I am comfortable with. I press myself to go outside of my comfort zone. I encourage others when I am wholeheartedly discouraged with myself. I help others when I feel helpless and I put on a brave face when I am terrified of my own voice. I talk like I am in control and I know what is going on when, really, I haven’t got a clue. I lead others… sometimes when I’m positively lost myself.
Today, I’m silencing the negativity in my mind for a moment. Any other day I would look at a picture of myself and cut myself down. I would magnify every flaw and become angry with myself. But no, not today. Because right now I am choosing to believe positivity and I’m reminding myself that I *am not* a failure.
Tonight I am looking at a woman whose eyes are full of hope and optimism. I see someone who is looking forward to tomorrow. A mother who loves her children fiercely and whose heart is overwhelmed with pride. I am looking at a wife who can say, without a moment’s doubt, that she made the best decision of her life on the day that she said, “I do.”
Tonight I see a woman who has experienced the pain of loss but has not been defeated. I see someone who has been afraid but has not let her fears immobilize her. I see a woman who has held secrets in her heart to protect the ones that she loves. A woman who has known the heartache of abandonment but chooses still to love. I see a woman who lost her baby, alone, in a public restroom because her body wasn’t strong enough to carry her sweet, tiny child. I see a woman who vowed to never cry another tear unless it really meant something because life is too short to allow herself to be swallowed up by her grief. This woman is strong, and she is brave and she is kind. She is is broken and she is beautiful. She has seen tragedy but she holds onto hope. In this woman’s eyes I see peace that transcends the harsh realities of the world in which she walks. I see a woman who looks up to the heavens with triumph because she knows that death and hell and the grave have been defeated by an omnipotent creator. Tonight I am looking at a woman whose eyes can pierce through veils of deception and not allow herself to be overcome with fury. I see a woman who has let go of hatred and made a conscious decision to move forward in her life, seizing the opportunities she is given with gratefulness. I see a woman who is not afraid to open her heart to hurt because she knows that pain cannot consume her and love is stronger than darkness. I see a woman who has learned to find peace in the midst of the chaos that surrounds her every single day that she draws her breath here on this earth.
I see me.
08 Jun 2014 Leave a comment
Saw this picture at Hobby Lobby and immediately knew that I wanted to pick it up as a surprise for my oldest daughter. As a young woman growing up with Aspergers she faces many challenges but she is so strong and determined. She’s an amazing 12 year old!
I didn’t get to purchase it because the kids were with me that day but I think this might be her next special gift from dear old Mom.
28 May 2014 Leave a comment
Today my son was elated. Earlier in the week he had placed a very special stone into his pants pocket and had forgotten about it. That is, until I had removed the offending object from the laundry, pitched it back out into the driveway and washed his grass-stained, faded blue jeans. He was crushed when he remembered that he’d left the stone in his pocket and didn’t find it in his freshly washed and neatly folded britches.
That’s where today’s excitement comes in:
“Look Mom! I found it–GOD, MY ROCK!!”
11 May 2014 Leave a comment
“Why doesn’t Daddy wear tank tops? You do know that if he would wear tank tops we could move to Texas, right?”
24 Mar 2014 3 Comments
I’ve waited to say something because whenever I start to type out the words, they seem to mean nothing. How do you announce to the world that someone you love has passed away? Is it even possible for a text or an email to convey the weight of a message that is so oppressive? A call? Could a telephone call even begin to translate the range of emotions, the depth of implications that have suddenly become your new reality? To share the information with friends and family via Facebook seems incredulously disingenuous. And yet here we are, living in this modern world where details are communicated instantly, and concretely. In black and white, with such finality.
I know that this is the world that I live in. I know that we communicate in real time. That we can share updates and changes almost as quickly as they are happening. But it didn’t seem right. I guess there was a part of me that was unwilling to let go. I was holding onto the news that my father-in-law had passed away, hoping against reason that maybe he wasn’t gone after all. Could this all be one bad dream? But no, this was in fact the truth. Dana Kunkel wasn’t coming back to us this time. He was really gone.
I suppose that this weighty truth didn’t really hit me until we were travelling back home, nearly five days after his passing. My husband rode in the white car ahead of me with his brother and my son. I was driving a rental car and my three girls were chatting and laughing in the back seat. Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne was playing on the car stereo and I silently sobbed in the drivers’ seat of the little Nissan from Wilkes Barre to Scranton. Sure, I had let a few tears fall here and there when we heard that he might not survive his most recent bout of failing health issues. My pulse had quickened each time my mother-in-law’s phone number had appeared on our caller ID. My heart would tighten in my chest each time we entered the hospital, each time we entered his room, thinking it was our last visit. I had shaken when Dana made the decision to enter hospice care, unable to catch my breath, my head bowed in disbelief. I hugged my sides tightly in a weak effort to contain the overwhelming grief that threatened to spill out of my heart and sadden my children.
I would dare to say that I am not alone in my sadness. There are billions of people who have experienced the pain of loss before. So very many who have felt that pain much more keenly than I. After all, Dana was my father-in-law. We only saw each other once a year, maybe twice if weather and finances favored us. To express my anguish at his passing felt selfish and unreasonable. Selfish as it may be, the sorrow comes in waves and hints at lingering forever.
It would be a shame to write about my father-in-law’s passing without telling of his noble battle to live. With humble words, I will venture to share with you a glimpse of the incredible man that I knew and loved. Rest in peace, Dana. You will never be forgotten.
Congent. Heart Dis.”
Dana Gay Kunkel entered this world facing incredible challenges. His mother had contracted German measles during her pregnancy and it was unclear whether the disease would have ill consequences on her unborn child. After his birth, Dana’s outlook was grim. “Two days. Two days at most.” The infant boy was not expected to survive. It must have seemed a tragic joke when the nurse presented his mother with a baby book. Something that was meant to record his birth and progress through infancy and toddler-hood would surely only serve to record his death. Dana’s mother put the book away without a single entry.
I cannot begin to imagine the response Dana’s mother would have had. The year was 1946. Only 20 percent of children born with a heart condition would live to age 16. If this baby did survive, he would be frail and have a pitiful childhood. Facing the dreary outlook presented to her child would she have spent every moment cradling the little boy as if he were a special gift from the heavens? Would she have distanced herself from her son and preoccupied herself with the six children she already cared for at home? I am sure that she would have looked at the clock with every passing hour, dreading the moment of his death as it crept stealthily, surely, upon him.
Dana was a fighter. When he was two months old, his mother began to pen short entries into the baby book she had been given at the hospital. She recorded his baptism, the gifts he had received. She jotted down his weight and length from each of his well baby visits. At three months of age he hadn’t gained any weight from the previous month. Doctors never gave his mother hope. Optimism was a luxury that they could not afford to his family–not in his condition. “The baby will never survive to see his first birthday.” Again, she would lay down her pen, set aside her hope, and wait for her son to die.
But the little fighter persisted. At ten months of age, Dana finally gained a pound. For seven months, his tiny frame had clung to ten little pounds with tenacity. When he reached eleven pounds, his mother began filling in all of the dates she had missed. Scrawled pencil marks fill the lines, “Lifted his head at 3 mos.” “Begins to creep at 9 mos.” I can only imagine her guarded optimism. The celebration his family must have had when the child reached his first birthday. The breath of relief his mother must have sighed.
I have seen photographs of Dana looking very much like an ordinary little boy. One would have never guessed that his mischevious little smile hid a grave, life-threatening condition. Time and time again, Dana would beat the odds. Time and time again he would survive.
When Dana was sixteen years old, his parents were told of a risky operation that might give their son a chance to survive into adulthood. They would have to travel to the big city of Philadelphia, hours away from their small hometown, and there was no guarantee that their son would survive open heart surgery. His father was skeptical. At a frail 80 lbs., their son seemed an unlikely candidate to survive a procedure with such slim margins of success. His mother pushed towards to hope of seeing her son outlive her. With trepidation and doubt, the parents decided to leave the decision in their son’s hands.
Without hesistation, Dana made preparations for his journey to Philadelphia. His older brother was worried. “What if you don’t make it, Dana? You know you could die.”
“I would rather die than live like this.” Our fighter had made his decision.
Dana survived that operation, put 100 lbs. on his previously frail frame in the next year and then went on to college. He married Sharon, a “cute” girl and they began a life together. They had three sons and made some incredible family memories. Just ask any of the boys about their camper vacation. Dana would go on to work long and hard hours in spite of his heart condition, determined to give his children the very best life he could provide for them. “I may not have been there a lot, but boy did we give them a great Christmas!”
Dana was full of wit and sarcasm. Once, his middle son asked about the ghastly scar that streaked down Dana’s chest and twisted around his side, stretching onto his back. Without skipping a beat he responded, “Shark bite.”
His words could be cunning and his temper explosive. I’ll never forget the Thanksgiving when Sharon answered the phone during the big family dinner. There was no one on the line. The phone rang again and Dana told Sharon not to answer. After several rings she answered. Dana jumped up, yanked the phone out of the wall, stormed upstairs to take the other telephone off of the hook and stomped back down to the dining room table. “Now. Let’s eat. Pass the creamed corn.”
But there was a gentler side to Dana that he kept guarded. The neighborhood children that were always welcome in his home looked to him as a father-figure. Dana and Sharon seemed to attract the broken-hearted, the misfits. Make no mistake, Dana was one cool cat. He rocked the Adidas and the Reeboks and Nike like no other. He had the latest and greatest cool gadgets. He wasn’t lame by any means. Dana just accepted everyone as they were. He earned people’s respect and gave respect where it was earned. He was a sincere and loyal man.
Cardiomyopathy at 50. Then a heart attack. When Dana was told he had ten years to live he took up bicycling to strengthen his heart. Then he broke his back during an unfortunate cycling accident. He astounded his doctor when he returned to his physically demanding job, and to cycling. Time and again, our fighter beat the odds. He did things he was told he could never do. The years passed and a pacemaker with defibrillator was installed. The surgery was unsuccessful and a cardiac microsurgeon was called in to finish the procedure. This is what Dana jokingly referred to as his “Five Year Plan”. Diabetes, pneumonia, bronchitis and asthma pressed against him. But Dana pushed back. He never gave up.
In September of 2012 Dana was rushed to the hospital. His heart had stopped. He was resuscitated and prepped for a life flight to a larger hospital with an advanced cardiac unit. His son Chris, who lived in Vermont raced to meet us in Upstate New York and we drove to Pennsylvania, fearing the very worst. Nothing could have prepared me for what I would see when I walked into his room in the cardiac ICU unit. Unable to talk, not breathing on his own and hardly able to open his eyes, Dana flashed me a thumbs up sign. The man looked like death, but he was a fighter. He wasn’t ready to admit defeat yet. Fourteen years after his ten year prognosis, Dana was still beating the odds.
Thanksgiving of 2013 we brought our four children down to Dana and Sharon’s house and it was apparent that something was wrong. He couldn’t eat. He napped three times a day. Still, he harassed his grandson, teased his granddaughters and would squeeze their shoulders every time he walked by. One of the last days of our trip he spent nearly three hours on the living room floor with my husband, his son, building a train track set for his grandson. I don’t even know how many times he cursed those directions. But he didn’t give up. He got that train track up and running. Then he sat down and ate three slices of Seltzer’s Lebanon sweet bologna. We were all happy that night. The following Monday, he was admitted to the hospital.
In and out of doctor’s offices, Dana continued to fight the ever increasing tides that railed against him.
Two weeks ago my father-in-law entered cardiac arrest. Once again, Chris met up with our family and we made the trip to Pennsylvania. Dana rallied. We would see great improvements, followed by dramatic setbacks. We were encouraged to turn off Dana’s pacemaker and stop all of his medications. He refused. The doctors seemed to suggest that we convince him to give up. Again Dana refused. That night he made an incredible comeback and his team of cardiologists recommended a life-flight to Philadelphia. “Best cardiac unit in the nation,” we were told. “Best chance of survival,” they said. Dana didn’t hesitate for a moment. He was going to Philly.
His first 24 hours in Philly looked great. Dana was fighting, and winning. We were thrilled to see him improving so much in such a short span of time. All the while, he joked. He could barely whisper but he could make you laugh with just a few words. He sent us on our four hour journey home feeling wonderful. It seemed too good to be true, and it was. The next day we were called back urgently; treatments had failed and Dana was unwilling to give up. Hospice care was mentioned again. Silence fell over the family. Dana was a fighter. He would never give up.
That night Dana agreed to enter Hospice care, on his own terms. He would leave the following day. He urged us to go get some rest and “Win the Lotto” so we retired to a nearby motel after grabbing some lotto tickets. The next morning my mother-in-law was shocked to see his cell phone number show up, “Just checkin'” he whispered to her. He was ready. I’m not so sure that we were.
At the hospital his sons all spent some time with him. I went into his room with my brother-in-law’s fiance and we announced that “trouble” had arrived. In his weakened state, Dana motioned for us to come close. Closer. Closer still. With my ear perched at his lips he pointed to the nurses and whispered, “They don’t trust you.”
As feeble as he was in his final hours, Dana never complained. He took the time to ask about each of his grandchildren, nodding in approval when I informed him of their latest antics. I told him that his old buddy was giving our youngest boy a hard time. “Good.”
He always gave the illusion of being entirely in control. He was a tough, strong man. He was a fighter.
Dana Gay Kunkel never gave up on living. He beat the odds more times than any of us could ever count. He left this earth when he was ready, not a moment sooner. He was never defeated by death. No, Dana defeated death time and time again. He only hung up his gloves, said his goodbyes and retired.